Daily Archives: January 10, 2009

Beautytipsforministers: An Amazing Godblog That’s Only Tangentially Related to God

ZOMG.  The handle of the presumably ordained blogger is “Peacebang.”

I love:

No one but you needs to know that you’ll be PMSing during Holy Week or that you had heartburn during your entire stewardship campaign. It’s all for your own self-care and self-knowledge, lamb chops.

And

For as long as I’ve been writing this blog, I’ve been getting inquiries from amazing religious leaders all over the world who wouldn’t hesitate to speak before thousands, but who can’t return a pair of ill-fitting shoes or tell a saleslady that the fuschia and orange blazer she just picked out for them is just not their taste.

Like, whoa.

UPDATED: Ha!  Looks like these pastors should be reading this blog.