OMG, suck it, Ted Haggard. You’re such a goddamn homo.
There isn’t even a closet for him anymore, so what is the emergency? I mean, he’s flockless and reduced to selling door-to-door, which I didn’t even know still went on. What’s he selling? Encyclopedias or Fuller Brushes? He makes Larry Craig look dignified, because Larry Craig never got $300,000+ from the Senate after leaving it only to whine that they were mean to him. Money quote:
Haggard said he isn’t qualified to judge what factors into one’s sexuality, but still believes it’s “God’s perfect plan” for marriage to be between a man and woman.
Umm, this isn’t actually about gay marriage, so cut the “perfect plan” shit. It’s about calling out evangelical/conservative/religious opposition to deviant sexual orientations and acts–which of course would include hetero-blowjobs, in the eyes of our own Taliban. Ted Haggard has either learned nothing or else he’s still completely invested in all the things he ruined his life lying to protect. Lame.
Come back to the disco sauna, Ted Haggard, Ted Haggard.